Landlord! I have a Rant due!

I was Highly Patriotic this independence day weekend...OMG!!...talk about Marking register at almost every event..
To be quite honest, i usually do not like going for Maryland shindigs...Unless...Unless...its that kind of night where ALL your friends want to go...everyone you know is going...There is nothing else to do...so its like....err well!...

Anyhoo but this time i was quite excited to attend the festivities!...I have been dyiiiiiing to hear Nigerian Music in the club...i am sorry...there is nothing as sweet as dancing to " Kini big deal or a Dbanj anthem"...in a spacious area with the music blasting off the walls!!...so i was like woohoo yeaaa!...I had PLANNED to attend just the friday event at Love Niteclub....but somehow i attended like 3 events...whadyaknow!!...Back to Back like a hardcore paRTy rocker too!...very ridiculous....on saturday i was DONE!...but My Older sis who doesnt go to Nigerian events AT ALL...wanted to go for an independence thingy to prove she wasn't a total sellout lol...so i HAD to go along just to support her entry into uncharted territories (gosh i am such a sweet younger sister)...but anyhoo kept on running into the same people...in different outfits!
Had fun on thursday and friday....infact had TOO much fun on friday thanks to the devil's juice! ..I swear My friend called me the next day and i was like, "Oh i am so sad i didnt see you at the party, where were you!!!!!!" and he goes, "dude, we hung out together for like 30 mins, you were even wearing my sunglasses all night!"...i was like....HUHHHHH?????!!!....So i sure did steer clear from alcohol at yesterday's event....I didn't need a repeat performance..No Ma'm!

But Anyhoo i have A RANT based on this weekend.... First of all, GIRLS are very interesting beings...i really feel like women need to just come together and EXHALE.... When a group of women who dont know each other well, chill in the same place at the same time, the air just thickens with suspicion and paranoia!...WHY CANT WE ALL JUST GET ALONG!lol....I personally think i am Nice.......no seriously i really do lol....I have NO problems with anyone...But i am just reserved, if i dont know you i don't go out of my way to jump in front of you and say Hello!!....I just chill, If our eyes connect, ill say Hello...I repeat, i have no problems with anyone...i don't HATE on anyone... I am actually just a chill female!!..No hostility here!....but dude...the amount of hostile eyes i connected with this weekend was quite shocking lol...I mean I think people just ASSUME things about My friends and I because we seem too clique /ish..or so i have heard anyway......You hear stuff like, Oh these girls think they are this and that...blah blah blazi!...so its like automatically people just assume that because we are always together and either being really loud lol or being very quiet, we either are unfriendly or think we iz the shizzz..oh dont get me wrong, i do feel i am the shizz..hahaha.....Assumptions are never facts dudes!...
ANyhow the reason i am going semi personal on here is because of i felt this weekend was interesting....i had quite a number of awkward female crazy moments...but i shall narrow it down to two incidents...First of, there was this female who was really cold to my friend who also happens to be HER friend...and i am talking point blank rude to her .... because she was hanging with my sis and I at a party on friday night!!....now her reason is she thinks i don't like her....because...er...she just thinks so??...or i don't say hi??..or something?!...???...I mean i really dont know this girl at all..To even assume I have formed a decision about whether or not i like her is ludicrous...as far as i know she is an attractive cool girl!!...so why assume i dont like you??....its silly!!....all i am trying to say is...I don't talk about people...because...and to be quite honest....i really dont CARE!!!...i dont go out of my way to be mean to anyone...i just do me...if i walk past you, its because I didn't see you....so stop assuming i purposely expend my energy on stupid girly crap...who cares...hiss. lol...Don't think we are rival groups, don't think we are competing, don't think because you see me giggle to a friend when you enter a room that i am laughing at you, don't think i think i am better than you...ridiculous shit...Its just so tiring having to deal with females and their exhausting imaginations....i get along with confident girls who are above all that crap!....No seriously...
AND secondly..My second wtf moment is with this other group of girls i see about town, I do not know these ladies by names, we have never been introduced...i just have seen them around and thats really about that.. but yet, mutual friends keep telling me shit that these girls talk about my friends and I...and although i usually dont pay attention to crap like that, its quite interesting that somehow somewhere some girls are locked up in an invisible battle with ...quite honestly...themselves...lol.....The hostility permeating the airwaves when we are all in touching distance is hilarious...even outside people who have never met girl group in question and just randomly just stumble onto this imaginary battle zone are like...whats really good?!!...And We just keep giving ourselves quizzical expressions like Are they for real??...Na fight?...lol...But its all good though..everyone is on their own P....let them do them...I just hope to never be jumped by a group of chics because they THINK i am hating on them lol....

AS a closing statement, I really just think females need to start looking at each other as Potential friends, instead of potential rivals...There are girls i meet that i just click with in an hour because they are just open and confident and happy and then there are these other girls who are just so frigging wierd and its just impossible to get past their crazy barriers and preconcieved notions about you....i find myself trying to be extremely down to earth and friendly just to prove to people i am not what you think!!...I am not MRS friend...and i am not going to go out of my way to BEFRIEND anyone...unless you are frigging Beyonce...lol...but just leave your insecurities at the door and realize that you cant make judgements about people you dont know!

This is my rant of the day lol! I have to get bACK TO 177 slides of infectious diseases....i am not kidding...it is a 177 slides...Thanks for listening yall!!....And i hope everyone is staying fabulous!!

XXX

Happy Independence!!

To Nigeria!!!
Woohooie!!!

"As i Live and Breathe! Its New york New york!!"

So this weekend we FINALLY broke the "I hate New york" merry go round!! WOOHOOIE!

Honestly! New york REALLY sucks when "You don't have an APARTMENT to crash " or are BROKE...There is NOTHING worse than trying to hit the clubs whilst riding the NY subway..Truly and deeply sucks!!....You just look like a group of whores on the train..haha dodging advances from lusty crackheads...its ugly trust me!!....
Anyhoo Thankfully ozzy FINALLY *side eye at ozzy* found an Apartment...and so we came down to Bless it with some good old fashioned jollification!....I mean timing was excellent...right after My pathology AND microbiology exam...so yall know i was dying for a drink!...a night of blatant alcoholism was an absolute MUST...after 100 sleepless nights...i just couldn't wait!!..Oh God I Hope my Mother never reads this Blog!lol...MOMMY I AM SORRY!..its just that FUN RESIDES IN A VODKA BOTTLE! I didn't make the ruless!!!....

Anyhooie, in a nutshell it was reallly fun!! Our girlfriend Niki was around from New Orleans as well as Abby from Boston!...Girls Night out...short dresses and stilettos...awesome!...I usually hate club hopping...usually when i get to zone A, I AM GOOD!...But we decided to be really adventurous and it turned out to be quite awesome...so woohoie!!...and oh on Friday we ended the night hanging with Naeto C, Ikechuckwu and Co who were around to shoot their new videos (which I assisted to style the ladies)...Fun dudes...Fun times!!it was an all round fun time coconut chips!lol.

Girls just wanna have fu -un!!

I was present for the making of Naeto C's new vid (Ringtone)...okay like i am obsessed with that song..."i really like your ringtone...ooooo oooh ooooooooohhhh""...very sexy....but yeah It was so much fun watching a video being made!...There are so MANY details and its so intricate...it took soooooo long...we were there from about 10 AM to 11 pm...There were two different locations...and this was just DAY 1!...all for 3 mins of material!....well let me just confess that a fantasy of mine is to be a Video girl...sigh*....But i am WAYYY to chicken for all that....Like everyone on set just watching you wriggle and shake your goodies....My HIPS ONLY MOVE SO FAR!!...gosh ill turn RED!....and worse of all, You know how wicked Nigerian comments are...talking about "she cant even move her hips" or "where is the Nyaaansssssh"".....lol...umm No thanks...Ill just keep on fantasizing from afar!..

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Ringtone! Chalya Styled the Video!

But anyhoo, its Ozzy's 22nd birthday this weekend! We shall be Back in Cut!!...hopefully it can be as sexy, romantic (blush), gorgeous and fun as last weeekenddd!!

*On on another note, Aren't men just the MOST confusing species ever?!!...Who do they want??! The Bitch or the submissive girl...Both?....*rolleyes*...whatever!" lol.

Sayonara sweeties!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

One who smokes Cannabis :)

I love NYC...hahaha....its strange cus I swear everytime I have gone to NY this year.....its been like "ohgodnotagain"....hahaha.....

Anyheeeeeeeeewwww.....me and my sweet sister skipped out on thursday last week right after
my microbio exam and decided it was time to end this plague (i guess). So we got on the bus crossing our fingers and hoping that this time in NY it would be more fun than the regular blahhh that I usually experience (i dont know im old). On the way...I finally had time to gather pictures for wat I was going to blog about and I did and it was fun until I fell asleep and proceeded to anger Doreen for the rest of the ride cus my head kept fallin on her shoulder (in my defense I only sleep this ugliness sleep when I havent slept for an entire week..and thats the kind of suffering I was suffering :() Anywayyyy....we got to NY and Oz was not picking up her phone...you see she just moved and like we didnt have an addy to get to...and it was not soo nice out and I was looking kinda nice in my little cute outfit....so of course I wasn't happy....kinda knew at that point that I was going to have a sucky ass NY experience...:( thennnnn TADA! she called back and we were whisked away by a really cool cab driver to Ozzy'z really fab apt (with a cutie as a roomie to add to the sweetness of her life...) Yeah but anyhow...this weekend was like soooo much funnn!!!!! I can't even begin to explain..met loads and loads of cute dudes...lol...we found a nice grp of errrr educated working errr brothas hahahahaha....a first for me......i got romantically entangled...lol....like all of us did...weird but totally awesoooommmmeeeeeee and generally just had fun with my girlieesssssss!!!!!!

*****Oh btw in Soho....some dude stopped to take a pic of me for V magazine...AHHHH!!!!! I love NYY!!!

I was originally going to talk about blazers only but I obv got sidetracked. So lets see....
blazers....hmmm....I started wearing blazers early on in life...lol...Doreen and I had these matching sailor outfits (skirt and blazers or jackets like i used to call them) hers was white..mine was blue...I obv always wanted the white one..heyyy....but yeah Ive totally worn blazers all my life even tho at 1 point I mixed blazers and jackets up...there is a difference oohh and I learnt it the harsh way..but anyhow...I love blazers....didnt always fancy them esp in Lagoon when they wanted to change our uniform and incorporate blazers into the already heat gathering ensemble....(it doesnt make sense for anybody in Africa to wear blazers...or socks or shoes hahahahaha) but yeah blazers are soo cool...I esp love the pic of Kate Moss below...that oversized blazer is soo coooll!!! loveee itt!!!

Arieta and Ashi looking sooooo good with their blazers!!

On my way to NY!! stealing a blazer :)

Oh by the way...I hope you guys are watching Americas next top model....hahahaha.....who are you rooting for?? I love the girl with the red hair (now inky black) and the Angelina Jolie look alike....errr the man chick is cool you know...and as for project runway...I am sooo tired of the retro girl...she thinks she knows everything...she needs to cool down Abeg and Suede needs to shut up about Suede already...hahahahahaha......I guess thats all for now.....

SEEYOULATTTEERRRRR!!! :)

Blog plug!

Yay!! My Fabulous, gorgeous friend Nkem has a blog!!

She has been featured on here a couple of times with her "twin" lol ...no actually her younger sister, Nkechi for their style wattage..

I spent a weekend with Nkem two summer's ago in DC and she UNKNOWINGLY taught me a very valuable lesson....lol...she taught me How to be a LADY!.....I mean after that weekend i made a mental note to myself To TRY and edit my tomboyish ways lol.....Anyone who knows Nkem, Knows she STAYS coiffed!..Not a hair out of place, Nails did, Outfit, pressed and of course gorgeously tailored, hand bag right, shoes on point....its ridiculous!!....lol i love it!!...even this summer whilst we were at the beach for a friends bday...Nkem showed up with a finished face, soft tousled waves in her hair, OUTFIT (lol cus i know you planned that outfit down to your slippers lol) right...lol but that didnt stop her from kicking people's butts sprinting on the beach!!....you see...Although at first glance, your first impression is OMG this girl is such a diva!...after spending some time with her you will realize that she is also really cool, REALLY FUNNY and down to earth!....lol I especially LOVEE watching Her and her sister bicker!!...it is just a SLIGHTLY more vicious version lol of joan and I fighting...loves the sisterly love!!

So to my fabulous DIVATASTIC FRIEND, i bid you welcome to the Blog world!!

So guys check out her blog!!

Its really a fab read!! I endorse!!

http://kemberlysramblings.blogspot.com/

Cranberrykisses!!!!!!!

OMG!!

While i was quietly watching Gossip girl .....i was pleasantly SURPRISED by a trailer of Confessions of a shopaholic..and i must say...I AM SO FRIGGING EXCITED!....I am a total CHICK FLICK movie Bufff....and although i must admit i only read the sophie kinsella's first book (for some reason i dont fancy popular lit)....the trailer just blew me away...and to top it all off...its being directed by JERRY BRUCKHEIMER!!(sp?).....Awesome!!.... wait!! ...sigh...oh february i await thee...

RANDOM > I love Blair Waldorf...thats my Bitch! lol....

And OH hell no.....I see I innocently posted a Happy Birthday Beyonce post and I had opinionated people hating on my bee...lol...its all good...She brings the BEST (me) and the worst out in people...thats why SHE IS A STAR!!....lol...But anyHOO I cant wait for Her performance on fashion rocks tommorow.!!!....can't wait for Rihanna's either!! and Justin Timberlake.....

Yay my Bee!

Speaking of Rihanna(And I am a fan)...she looked Gawjus as always At the VMA's....she has a Body Made for clothes....its ridiculous!!!.... BUT BUT BUT her performance Ability/singing live needs some SERIOUS polishing...Its like she is just so mechanical and BLAH on stage...which pisses me off because i feel she could push it so much more....I am always like on the edge of my seat like just going, "This Bitch looks damn good....dance harder...sing harder....sweetie DO SOMETHING!"...but at least i have my fingers crossed for tommorow where she performs a MADONNA Number (vogue i think?)....so Till tommorow!...She is totally on the rocker chic stat and to BE a ROCKER CHIC you have to BE A ROCKER CHIC....Madonna, pink, paramour's head singer, Tina Turner....it has to be HARD, RAW and EDGY....and she Falls FLAT...forcefed movements...weakass mean mugs...uggh...so dissapointed....I know she is young...but please....so is Ciara....so till she can convince me she is the real deal...not just a singer who Is Just on some Management controlled Persona.....i am going to just keep rolling my eyes at the Rihanna's is a Rockstar crap which is sweeping the nation....Her star power cannot only be based on Looks & style!.....sigh...i just expected so much more from her yesterday because I LOVE DISTURBIA....Blah!

Anyhoo....Off to study!!

Kisses bellas!!!

Happy Birthday!!

Beyonce!!!!