Monday, November 19, 2007

YAHOO!

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The National Lottery
PO Box 1010
Liverpool L70 1NL United Kingdom.
Ref: XYL /26510460037/05
Batch: 24/00319/IPD

WINNING NOTIFICATION

We happily announce to you the Draw (#1147) of the UK NATIONAL
LOTTERY,online UK National Lottery program held on Saturday 3RD
NOVEMBER 2007.Your e-mail lucky numbers :03 08 20 22 34 40 38(Bonus
ball) whichsubsequently won you the lottery in the 1st category i.e
match 6 plus bonus .

You have therefore been approved to claim a total sum of £1,532,720
(OneMillion, Five Hundred And Thirty Two Thousand, Seven Hundred And
Twenty Pounds Sterling) in cash credited to file XYL /26510460037/05
This is from a total cash prize of £4,596,411(Four Million, Five
Hundred And Ninety Six Thousand,Four Hundred And Eleven Pounds
Sterling). All participants for the online version were selected
randomly from World Wide Websites through computerdraw system and
extracted from over 100,000 unions,associations, and corporate bodies
that are listed online.

This is mid year promotional draw in which there were no tickets
sold.

To file for your claim, please contact your fudiciary agent
immediately via the email below.

Mr. James Keegan
EMAIL: ukverificationofficerjames02@yahoo.ie
Tel: +44 702 405 7876 +44 703 190 7426 +44 703 194 0857


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How you need your winning funds.?


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Choose one as soon as possible


Cordially,
SIR GEORGE HARRIS
© UK National Lottery 2007 Online Promotion.

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For many years, we have been dragged from institution to institution in search of higher education, with the assumption that after all that toiling we would eventually be able to use this education to provide a stable future for ourselves. Memories as early as learning to write, to using Queen premiere to learn to read, to primary 4 when i was "mature" enough to write with a BIRO for once, to failing an English exam in pry 5 because I couldnt see before my parents finally agreed to have my eyes checked and discovered that I had -5 vision (short sighted).sigh...to vicious Queens college and then the more demure Lagoon, to going to O-level exams to scope boys, to avoiding A levels by any means necessary hence my arrival in America, to killing myself as a Biochemistry turned Business turned Biology (vicious orders from above) turned Bio-Anthro major, PHEW and now to a fashion design major.

ALL THAT IS NO MORE!

This is just to announce my retirement from Cranberry and subsequent dropping out of school as I have stumbled upon on my fortune in the sum of f £1,532,720 (OneMillion, Five Hundred And Thirty Two Thousand, Seven Hundred And Twenty Pounds Sterling) in cash. (that i will be picking up in person, from the office annex)

I dont know ANYBODY and from henceforth can no longer be contacted. (Joan and Doreen ive changed my number and deleted my email adress and facebook page, sorry it had to end like this, but you know the child that rides on its mothers back does not know how far the journey is.)


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5 comments:

Zena said...

lmao,
dis was funny, you would think they've stopped all this crap by now

IntellectualDiva said...

LOLLLLLLLLLL... yahoozee! I think only greedy folks fall for that shit!

Sugabelly said...
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maga@mugu.com said...

HaHAHaHaHaHAHA!!! Must be the hummer, O! O!, Yahoo, O! O!, Yahoo O! O!, My sister everything is behhhh...

@zena: Yahoo is HOTTT right now. Just come to Benin City, you go fear facts

BeautyinBaltimore said...

LOL @ you, pure comedy.